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Hello! I'm 6ft, blue eyes, long blond hair. Femme, I always have a pink lipstick on and like to wear fancy dresses with blue accessories! I like playing different sports in my spare time and I can bake you cakes if you come over 😊🎂

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

I think we’ve all given the Minecraft devs a lot of shit for the bugs over the years, but honestly we should thank Mojang for not selling the Minecraft updates as expansion packs or DLC. Imagine if you had to buy the Nether and The End separately for $39.99 each like with TheSims. And they strongly oppose “pay to win” as well as microtransactions. And unlike some companies, they’re completely fine with and even encourage YouTube videos of their game and don’t content claim LPs.

@ adults who grew up in the age of “don’t even give out your first name online” what was ur fake name growing up online

“jackbox isnt funny if youre not offensive”

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away