unclench yonder butthole

i love making ppl laugh . its like ….. u liked that didnt u 😏 lol

Beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

You keep saying this every time.

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock

cuz when you're frying and totting

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

does anyone wanna have a bit of a girls’ night with me im gonna microwave some batteries

My stupid fucking squire keeps reblogging BTS gifsets to my blog while I'm busy jousting and now all the common folk are asking me who I stan

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You'll be like "this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)", and everyone else will just be like "? who thef uck"

got fired from work because i ended up becoming a great big doglike beast but they considered that a no-call no-show

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop