Nine Tales

“I get your point.”

“I’m a dead man.”

“This is strange…” 

“Translation: I’m lost.”

“You will draw them to us.”

“You are not to be harmed.”

“What exactly is your plan…?”

“Everyone must stay indoors.”

“Besides, you’re lost, anyway.”

“I think we’ll get along just fine.”

“Some of them may still be alive.”

“C’mon, you’re gonna wish you did.”

“Do we have that much time? Do we?”

“We should allow them to come to us.”

“I’m getting a weird vibe all of a sudden.”

“That wasn’t impressive enough for you?”

“I really think we should get out of here…”

“We have not dealt with others so graciously.”

“You realize I originally sent you out for FOOD?”

“I think in the future, I should do the negotiating.”

“I thought we were just learning how to get along.”

“Are you trying to convince me this is good news?”

“Seems we have no choice but to trust each other.”

“Maybe we should offer a sense of humor for trade.”

“Of course, everything’s a shortcut in _____’s world.”

“I know, it’s getting desperate. We’re almost out of coffee.”

“You’re forgetting something, we’re both on the same side!”

“I think the real question right now is, are we allies? Or are we still prisoners?”

“You just said these people were ready to string you up, how can you trust them?”

“You know, if people could just learn to keep their secret, underground hatches locked…”

if you want to stop by and finish this conversation, you're welcome anytime.

you really believe your little story's gonna make a difference when there's a gun to our heads?

it was dreadful of me to even suggest it.

one day you'll meet someone and it'll literally take your breath away.

i thought somebody stole it.

so it's always just about sex, then?

welcome to new york!

you really are something.

i'm ready to be done with this.

oh, i'd like that.

and i thought i performed the perfect murder.

we're not together.

we made history today.

how does a man get shot from the front and have the body land here?

we've been over this before.

the whole country is watching you. they just don't know it.

be careful with that thing.

there are only bad options. it's about finding the best one.

i'm starving.

here. buy yourself a personality.

i'm gonna leave this coat in the car.

i took this meeting out of respect, because i wanted to say no to your face.

what is it about me that you find so irresistable?

it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your days.

you won't be alone.

i've been in love. i went down the rabbit hole.

i really have to stop buying into this bullshit hollywood cliche of true love.

remind me never to play poker in this town.

no one will think less of you.

you know what i discovered?

you can walk away.

my ears pop in an elevator.

let me clear your head up for you. i had absolutely nothing to do with the crime.

in your condition, i should call the police.

i knew you could do it!

why do i get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made?

you have a boat?

if we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus.

maybe i'll give it to you.

this is what i do. i get people out. and i've never left anyone behind.

you know i love you, don't you?

you got a gun on you?

i'm trying to explain something that is not explainable.

you've been checking up on me.

i really don't have any choice.

i would like you to bullshit me.

could you do me a favor?

you are trespassing. get down from the sign.

this is the best bad idea we have.

what, you guys going out now?

sometimes a man has to be big enough to see how small he is.

whatever i hear, i won't believe.

would you order me something while you're there?

why in the shit would we do that?

i saved myself.

i wouldn't qualify for that.

i don't remember having a good time.

don't fucking shoot anybody.

i'm just doing my job.

this is your last warning.

are you trying to make me mad?

why are you telling me this?

then why the hell did you agree to do it?

do you want to live here?

you've got a good ear for music.

what an unpleasant surprise.

i hope you were watching carefully.

no, we're just friends. we're messing around a little bit.

brace yourself. it's like talking to those two old fucks on the muppets.

i've been poor my whole life.

how's someone supposed to make a living here?

how the fuck have you managed to stay out of prison for a year?

how are you doing today?

i'm not here to pry into your personal life.

how keen of you to notice.

who's the target audience?

i'm tired of the way they look at me.

now if we get separated, i'll know where to meet up.

i like this side of you.

you say one more word, and i'll cut you down right here.

i'm not gonna kill you. not like this.

we did suicide missions in the army that had better odds than this.

you want me to be honest with you?

i didn't know, but i'm always glad to hear that.

you'll fit right in.

give me your pants!

i forgot to add the iced tea.

why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after they kiss?

* is that all you have to say?

* tell me you love me or something, don’t just stand there!

* are you out of your fucking mind?

* it’s truly a wonder that you’re still alive.

* that’s not my name.

* that’s not my name and you know it.

* how many fingers am i holding up?

* i swear, it’s my dog’s fault.

* are you really going in there?

* that’s how people get killed in horror movies, you know?

* if you die on me after everything i’ve done for you… i’ll never forgive you.

* how could i ever forgive you?

* sometimes, everything shifts in the snap of a finger.

* stop yelling at me or i’ll tell them!

* would it kill you to hold my hand every now and then?

* just squeeze my ass and tell me everything will be okay.

* you’re all i need right now.

* you’re finally here, so i can fucking sleep.

* i told you to turn your music down!

* you’re not my parent!

* i didn’t steal your boyfriend, he came with me willingly.

* it’s taking everything in me not to slap you in the face right now.

* you know, people can hear you.

* do you ever think before you speak? you should try it.

* i’ll change your life, if you let me.

* will you go buy me tampons or not?

* please, close the door on your way out.

* keep your hands to yourself.

* what do you think they were thinking about? you know, when they died?

* do you think they know?

* it’s not my fault, it’s 4am and you’re fucking yelling at me!

* you’re a shit friend.

* you’re my best friend.

* you’re my only friend.

* i hope hell is nice and warm when we get there.

* tell me the truth, at least once.

* did you really cheat?

* i don’t wanna know the details.

* can i have some?

* i would kill for a nice glass of wine right now.

* you brought a knife to a gun fight, baby.

* you’re so stupid it kinda turns me on.

accidental & awkward

« sorry! i didn’t see you here! »

 « can you help me? i think i’m lost. »

« oh uhm. thank you for catching me. »

« hi buddy! what are you- oh. oh no. you’re not them. »

« please don’t tell me you’re laughing because of me. i… didn’t see that pole. »

excited & friendly

« hi! it’s so nice to meet you! »

« oh my gosh i love your hair! »

« my friends told to me a lot about you! »

« i’m sorry, where did you get that shirt? it looks amazing! »

« oh i know you! i mean, not really, but i heard things about you and you’re so neat! »

evil & threatening

« so. we meet at last. »

« guess i’ll have to kill you too, then. »

« i see someone wants to play the hero, hm? »

« who do you think you are, trying to stop me? »

« you may not know me, but i know what you did. »

flirty & touchy

« come here often? »

« can i offer you a drink? »

« where have you been all my life? »

« are you busy tonight? because i have some ideas for us… »