Y’all...

Kon : The stars are beautiful from here.

Jon : Yeah.

Kon : But do you know who is more beautiful?

Jon : Yeah.

Jon & Kon enamored : Damian/Tim...

Kon :

Jon :

Kon : Tim is objectively more attractive.

Jon : Are you high? Damian is obviously the most beautiful.

Kon : Damian?! He's a scary, mean, stabby, assassin!

Jon : Oh you did not.

Kon : Oh but I did.

Jon : TIM IS LIKE A RACCOON HIGH ON PAIN MEDICATION!

Kon : LISTEN THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

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Diana : Everyone! I received a signal of fighting in the atmosphere near the earth!

Bruce : We need to prepare.

Barry : I'm connecting us to the satellite for a visual! There it's-

Justice league :

Oliver : Am I tripping or is that your child's Clark?

Clark : I- I mean yeah but...

J'onn : The audio is connecting.

Kon audio : TIM IS THE BEST YOU BITCH! HE'S HOT, PRETTY, GORGEOUS, SMART, INCREDIBLE! WAY BETTER THAN MISTER EX ASSASSIN! *Laser eyes*

Jon audio : NOBODY ASKED YOU, YOU HALF-ASSED CLONE! DAMIAN HE'S WHAT EARTH HAVE DONE BEST! TIM CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF BEING LIKE HIM! *Throw a meteorite at him*

Justice league :

Hal : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH

Bruce with the biggest sigh of the world : Clark.

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Robins are much more similar to each other than they seem

Nothing new, just some recycled old hits, sorry 😔

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