Why walk when you can skip?

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

how does ABBA have so many bangers

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

#rick o'connell is 50% screaming#25% ‘are u fucking kidding me rn’#and 25% soft gentle passionate adoration of his wife

It’s super cannon that the gang hate him lmao

you are weak and Smashmouth is coming for you

and they don’t stop coming

“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”

Entitled white boys who were told no.

She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong

What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.

I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.

I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.

I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.

archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up

Ok lol but why are we celebrating the fact that Tomi Lahren was suspended? For being pro-choice? It’s gross that they’d suspend her for advocating limited government? Suspending people on the basis of their moderate viewpoints is :/

*is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*

wildcats are red corbins are bleu this could be the start of something new

this is beautiful