Dreamcatcher

Funny sports bloopers

the knife emoji but capitalized

Sword

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

Tumblr just a long ass game of telephone and we all losing

I totally disagree! I think smoothies are feminist

why is this so funny 

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much