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hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.

Bucky Barnes[immediatley stopping]: ohh mY GODdd who the hell even brought him here?? what if I huRT HIM!!!

My dad thinks just because I am a women that I am not qualified or not strong enough to do a “mens job”. He still thinks that man can and have to work like man and women have to work like women…in a kitchen or as a assistant. He refuses to help or let me work where I want to. Please reblog, like or comment this to help me make a point clear. WOMEN ARE STRONG AND MORE THAN QUALIFIED.

bucky: cool stick it on

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tony: is that peters shopping list on your arm

bucky: yea

tony: what the hell and fuck

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tony: peter you need to stop using bucky’s arm as a fridge okay

peter: mr. white wolf said it makes him help associate the arm with something else but murder

Carter: I don't know how to do that.

Percy: I don't wear a watch.

Whatever you do don’t think about Nico feeling the exact moment Jason stopped being alive.

Whatever you do don’t think about Jason going to the underworld and meeting Beckendorf and them end up being friends.

And don’t think about meeting Silena and being reminded of another daughter of Aphrodite. 

And definitely don’t think about him meeting Zoë Nightshade and them politely conversing

Or him going to the underworld and being so excited to see Leo and seeing him… but it’s not Leo… it’s Sammy… and him being so confused and lost because where is his best friend?

Or basically him meeting any of the moms (Emily Zhang, Esperanza Valdez, etc.) but not being able to find his mom no matter how hard he looked

And whatever you do don’t think about Nico coming to visit him and catch him up on everything that’s going on upstairs… like Piper moving on… him missing Annabeth and Percy’s wedding… Leo’s antics… 

And then Nico leaving and Jason being alone

And no way should you think about Jason staring up at the stars in Elysium and feeling lonely… because those aren’t real stars… those aren’t the stars he’ll never see again…

“If the teacher isn’t here in 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to leave”: Jason, Percy, Clarisse, Alex, Sadie, Drew

“The spring semester of senior year doesn’t count on GPA so fuck it”: Annabeth, Leo, Nico, Carter, Sam

“Can we listen to music while we work”: Piper, Thalia, Sadie, Rachel

*switches seats and go by each other’s names to confuse the sub*: Jason and Leo, Silena and Clarisse

*Treats PE dodgeball as WAR*: Annabeth, Jason, Reyna, Halfborn, Mallory

Used to be the horse girl in middle school: Hazel

Parent forced them to play sports and now they just want OUT: Frank

Everyone thinks they’re dating but they are both flaming homosexuals: Nico and Thalia, Carter and Zia, Charlie and Silena

That one senior who dates freshman: Luke

Wins all the senior superlatives: Jason, Reyna

Inside jokes for days: Frank and Annabeth, Jason and Leo, Percy and Grover, TJ and Halfborn, Sadie and Lacy

Wears weed socks all the time: Grover, Leo, Alex

Used to tell on people for cursing but now curses nonstop: Hazel, Frank, Charlie

“How much will you pay me if I eat (disgusting/nonedible thing)”: Percy, Leo, Thalia, Magnus

In ISS almost everyday: Percy, Leo, Sadie, Alex, TJ

Always says they’re gonna drop out but they never do: Carter, Annabeth