Betty Holly

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Soda is just crunchy water

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

ʍoǝɯ

“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

“I suppose the thing I was struck by was, we did have a guy who was reprimanded for weed on the [original Potter] film, essentially, so obviously what Johnny has been accused of is much greater than that.”

I appreciate that he’s just very “you fired a teenager for smoking weed but you’re going to defend a wife beater? Thanks for the job and everything but fuck all of you.” 

nothing but love and respect for MY Harry Potter

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

The gang infiltrates the nba.

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

A shitten.

no one wanted to call this an alpacat and i’m personally offended