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>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

This is the best thing on the internet.

rb to give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from

entering a dungeon for the first time. sure hope i don’t get attacked by dragur in the middle of writing in my journal, thereby cutting off any sentence i was trying to jot down.

by talos thi

Audio processing disorder is just like "you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone's talking to you. Good luck"

People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must also be able to "hear" them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though