Ramblings

((Due to FanFest, this is a Sunday show and an hour earlier - come out and enjoy!))

MiB WHEN: February 28 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

Somehow I missed posting this one last year - it was a blast though and has the best song I've heard about dirty girl soup!

WHEN: January 31 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus Come out and see how it's done, done, done!

THE MOVIE : THE CIRQUE PLAY : THE SCREENSHOTS

Scenes from Broadway Breakdown

Scenes from The Blues Brothers

Scenes from Jurassic Park

Before you watch this play performance, there is something you must know. We are your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. What does that make us? NOTHING! ... ...But the most lovingly recreated stage performance of SPACEBALLS: The Movie: The Play! To cap our SIXTH YEAR of monthly shows, we put on a performance SIX YEARS in the making. Ever since we opened our first show's gift shop with CIRQUE: The FLAMETHROWER! The kids love this one We've spent the last six years waiting, wondering, pondering the day we could ask the REAL questions. Like- Who would DARE give Dark Helmet the Raspberries?! Whats the matter Colonel Sandurz... Chicken?! Lightspeed too slow?! But if we went faster, we'd be going to... Ludicrous Speed! What kind of idiot would make the combination to their luggage 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5?! And many others! Join us in our ONE NIGHT performance of this legendary cult classic And Remember! MAY DA SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU -oooou-oooouuu -ooouuu-

Please our budget this year ran way over. The Chairwoman is furious we've burned so much money on shows. No Price is Negotiable and we have spared every expense. You WILL be charged just to breath air, and we will bill it as part of the immersion. Character Meet-And-Greets are a premium service and you will be charged by the word spoken to them. All rooms provided have exactly one pillow. There are no beds, we burned them all with the flamethrowers. We have spent WAY TOO MUCH on flamethrowers. LIQUID SHWARTZ is just crusaderade with additional yellow food dye in it. Safety is void upon entering the motel. We recognize the word 'Breath' above should be spelled 'Breathe' but doing so added overcost so it was cut. Have a nice day. [ NO REAL GIL SHALL EXCHANGE HANDS NOR BE ASKED DURING THIS IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE ]

TONIGHT! COME ONE AND ALL! Cirque returns this spooky season for a very extra special All Saints' Wake show! Join us for a night of musical mayhem, death, and summoning horrors beyond our mortal comprehension from beyond the veil. Give into Wiggly and his friends. They will make sure all your problems disappear. All you have to do is bring a human sacrifice to this silly little show and meet us out back during the intermission and we can finalize the deal. Do not forget the ritual dagger for the final signature. ....Wait, what? Sorry. I think I blacked out there for a second...Huh, Oh well! Follow Pete, Steph, and the other Nerdy Prudes as they set out to teach a lesson to school bully and local menace, Max Jaegerman! This is a heartwarming story of friendship, self-realization, and growing up. Bring your glowsticks and get ready to cheer our cast on! Costumes are ENCOURAGED. It is All Saints' Wake, after all! Candy and skeletons will be provided at the door. Tips are accepted, but never expected.

WHEN: September 27 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus After a year off and a whole expansion launch between now and the last time, CIRQUE is back and better than ever with a brand new Showcase! Come out and see your favorite Cirque performers strut their stuff in a selection of their own hand-picked, self-choreographed, MUSICAL THEATRE performances! Yes, that's right! It's different than our usual shows! This Showcase aims to put each and every performer on our stage in the spotlight, in a celebration of music, dance, and theatrics! We only do this once a year, or every other year in this case... so it's a night you don't wanna miss it! Oh, and check our carrd for a special-made Playbill for this performance! ♥ https://cirquefreecompany.carrd.co/#theatre