Almonds and Cyanide

I was feeling good about myself yesterday, so I stole @obtrahon's new iPhone and decided to take selfies. 📸😎😘 #selfie #nofilterneeded #feelingood

Who needs a cat tree anyway #cats #catsofinstagram

I made blt's for dinner tonight #bacon #dinner #yum

My new roommate is so chill 🐱 #cats #catsofinstagram #newroomie

@boobooaes makes the best Salisbury steak ever!😚 @ninjaaamichelle 😝

I wanted to be in the fancy toast club today... #fancytoast #notreallytho #lunch

So I made lasagna for dinner last night, and it was magnificent. Not trying to brag but it was pretty good for my first time. @obtrahon was definitely a happy camper. It will never be as awesome as @boobooaes though. #falllasagnaspectacular2016

I made lunch! It's a salad of sorts with quinoa, cucumber, red onion, parmesean cheese, herbes de Provence vinegrette, salt and pepper. #lunch #imayhavemadetoomuch

The boss lady at work swagged out everyone's name tags for #partnerappreciationweek Mine is so kawaii! 🌸😄👍#tobeapartner

So I found the next place where me and @obtrahon are going to live guys. It has all the features we're looking for. Jk #fakehousehunting #pokemon #ithinkimfunnyyouprobablydont

When your man surprises you with new jewelry. I'm so surprised and don't even feel like I deserve this. Thank you @obtrahon, I love you! 😙😂❤💙💚💛💜💎#jewelry #aquamarine #bestboyfriendever #surprises

I WAS SO CLOSE!!!!! 😭 #pokemon #pokemongo #oneofmyfavpokemons

This was not something I knew I needed in my life🍕 #Repost @lootcrate with @repostapp ・・・ This is important information. #pizza #wine #lootcrate

This what not something I knew I needed in my life 🍕 #Repost @lootcrate with @repostapp ・・・ This is important information. #pizza #wine #lootcrate

Myself and team Mystic are taking over the world! #teammystic #worlddomination #pokemon

My favorite thing, not! 😨⛈ #weather #thunderstorms #menolikey

Treated myself to some sunflowers today. They were only $3 each! #impulsebuy #flowers #sunflowers 😊🌻