you have beaten your worst days

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

going forward i will only consume problematic media

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

it’s very clever when a musician does a countdown before the song starts that way you don’t get scared when the music comes on because you now know what’s coming

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar