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Jace: Rhaena, Baela, I love you both and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Rhaena: *Trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Baela is sitting atop* Oh nothing much.
Baela: *Grinning like a fool* I love you too.
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Rhaenyra: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Alicent: *Pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Rhaenyra: Wait, what the fuck?
Eleven: *Staring at a familiar beamer* Is… Is that meant to be on fire?
Kali: No, not really.
Eleven: Are you going to do something about it?
Kali: Hm… Nah.
Steve: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Jonathan: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Robin: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Nancy: Rock also defeats baby.
Nancy: *Pointing to the wall* What color is this?
Steve: Gray.
Jonathan: Grey.
Nancy: *Turning to Robin* Now tell them what color you think it is.
Robin: Dark white.
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Jonathan: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Nancy: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Jonathan: Huh, looks like somebody has a crush.
Robin: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Nancy I just think she's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
*Later that night*
Robin: *Very much awake* Uh oh.
Carol: Hey, about that love letter you sent me...
Zosia: *Blushes* What are your thoughts?
Carol: The fourth sentence-
Zosia: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Carol: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
Robin: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Nancy: Um...Neat.
*Later*
Nancy: *Lying face down on her bed* I said "Neat," Jonathan. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Jonathan: *Reading a book* Don't beat yourself up too much, Nancy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Steve confessed his love for me?
Nancy: Didn't you thank him?
Jonathan: *Closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
Kendra: *With her hands cupped over each other* I found a cool spider!
Michael: Oh? Lemme see!
Kendra: *Opening her hands to see nothing there* …Hm.
Guy: …Where’s the spider.
Kendra: Huh... *Looks troubled and stares at her hands*
Michael: Oh no.
Guy: KENDRA, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!
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*Lois and Clark flirting with each other yet again*
Jimmy: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Lois: 100%.
Clark: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Jimmy: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Clark. I fucking wonder.
Melinoë: Eris! Blood and darkness, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Eris: *Blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
Maelle: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!
*Maelle opens her umbrella while indoors*
Gustave: Maelle, that’s bad luck…
Maelle: Chill out, Gustave!
Renoir: *Kicking down the door* WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Maelle and Gustave: *Scream*