Karrotz

“Wtf” automatically translates in our brains but “lol” doesn’t

Spongebob is the main charecter yet Patrick is the star.

If sunlight kills vampires, moonlight would kill them too because it’s just sunlight bouncing off the moon.

Getting vaccinated is like updating your antivirus software that’s inside you.

If your goal is to fail, you can neither succeed nor fail, because the successful failure is recursively a success and a failure.

Reading “!!!!!” is like trying to scream with no mouth

Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it

On April 1st, you trick. Then exactly six months later, on October 31st, you treat

Honestly, me too.

Home is where the underside of the table isn’t covered in gum