cw: choso x australian!reader ft. kangaroo!sukuna,
"CHOSAUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!" the whole house shook as you called your husbands name.
choso knows nothing good ever comes from you screaming at him like that, so he takes a deep breath, then responds with all the reluctance in the world, "y-yes?"
you point off in some random direction. "there's a kangaroo in the backyad, i need you to gaur fight it."
"DAURNT make me repeat myself," you snap at him. "GET OUT THERE AND PROTECT OUR HOME."
there's not much confidence in your husband's tone. he fucking hates doing this shit. the last time you sent him outside to 'protect your home' was when you saw a giant huntsman spider, that, by the way, BIT HIM, and you yelled at him for it!
choso grabs a broom, figuring he can just aim at the kangaroos' kneecaps and that'll be the end of it. except, choso didn't need a broom.
oh my god this kangaroo can fucking talk too oh my god what the fuck is going on right now, is all that's going through choso's head as he looks this thing up and down. this kangaroo's buff as hell and well over 6 feet tall???
"im fuckin' dreaming right now bro why the fuck is there even pink kangaroo here?!" chosaur continues to panic as he talks to himself.
"first of all, this pink kangaroo has a name, and it's SUKUNA."
"yeahâ the king of kangaroos, pleasure to meet ya."
"likewise." choso wants to cry right now.
the beefy kangaroo finally notices the broom in choso's hands and huffs out a laugh. "don't worry mate, you're not gonna need that today."
"what? what the fuck do you mean i'm not gonna need this today?!"
"exactly what i just said," sukuna repeats himself in a tone that makes it seem like he's doing choso a favor. "i suppose i just came here to warn you."
"me," the kangaroo's grin widens. "i'm gonna fuck your wife."
choso makes this weird sounds that's really hard to describe, just know he's absolutely baffled right now. "you're a kangaroo! you can't fuck my wife!"
"i'm half human and the king of kangaroosâ i can do whatever the FUCK i want."
"you're NOT fucking my wife!!"
"YES I AM," sukuna manically shouts back. "I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WIFE. IM GONNA FUCK THE ACCENT OUT OF HER, TOO. BACKSHOTS, PRONE BONE, MATING PRESS, FULL FUCKING NELSONâ IM TURNING HER EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE."
"YES." SUKUNA BEGINS TO LAUGH AS HE STARTS JUMPING AWAY RATHER JOYFULLY. "I'LL SEE YOU AND YOUR LOVELY, BREEDABLE WIFE SOON, CHOSO."
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