see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

Gay

that’s his snail

Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

i have been informed this is called "asking someone about their interests" and not a female manipulator tactic like i thought it was

this wound needs more salt

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

everyone is strange, and being passionate is attractive. don’t be afraid to be who you are and enjoy life the way you want to

It is inner thigh pussy hair poking out the shorts season

flesh is such a funny thing to be made offfffffff

Here's a message to all of god's wondrous little creatures... 🖕

Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.