Dreaming of a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

Woah

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

Avoid the drama and use “regardless” or “irrespective” instead.

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel. 

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care home staff think they could do?

^^^^

michael gove, always reblog.

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

Literally how that scene went