In other words, I love you.

hey i'm free later if you wanna go insane together or something

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

girl you need to have that cloaca checked out

what if there was a place like a dog pound but for pup play and you just get to have some guy wearing a pup hood. like he's yours now have fun

alternatively, a zoo but for pup play and you get to just watch two beefy guys have sex in their natural habitat. nature is beautiful

oh god. that twink pup got into the bear enclosure again. Jessica don't stand there fucking help his hole can't take that many at once he needs a break

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

guess I'll have them all executed just to be safe...

It’s a tony soprano summer

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