In other words, I love you.

It was a clitorical question

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

ragebaiting my fat bear

i have been forcibly removed from the gay bar