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He's my least favorite type of man:

Men who approach me

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Your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe. And it always made me smile.

#good omens spoilers #good #omens 3

Save me, mini skirt collection.

Mini skirt collection.

Mini skirt collection, save me.

#moi

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THE DRAMA (2026) dir. Kristoffer Borgli

#the drama #the drama spoilers

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McWexler // We Hug Now - Sidney Rose

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The one thing I hate about getting to see Danny is returning to a Dannyless existence

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I shall endeavor to live a good (even if perpetually Dannyless) life

#danny omg goodbye #danny omg hiiiiii

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I will get hired in approximately 6 hours but it's the offer I disliked the most 😭

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I adore my soul-sucking job, my God.

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My boss got fired over sexual harassment claims

#one of them was mine #this man had the audacity to tell me that he would sometimes find lipstick stains on his testicles #he also kept telling me that he and I liked the same thing (pussy)#WHILE WORKING FROM HOME WE HAD A MEETING AND HE ASKED ME POINT BLACK WHICH OF MY ONE NIGHT STANDS I WAS SITTING NEXT TO #IT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND #😭😭😭😭😭

I come from a long line of women that died asking for their mother.

My great grandmother lived to be 100 years old and wanted her mom

Grandma called out for her in the end.

According to my sister, one of the last coherent sentences my mother spoke was: "Is my mom coming for me?"

I am certain that I will ask for my mommy as well.

#In the middle of the street on a beautiful summer day

Ted Lasso and Emily In Paris have eerie similar premises

#ted lasso #emily in paris #I'd argue that emily had it harder because ted at least spoke the language

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Man sitting next to me is playing solitaire on his phone

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Nevermind he sucks at it

Man sitting next to me is playing solitaire on his phone

#hot af

Who else in the world can I throw a statement like that to?

#saying all that's always left unsaid and getting a: YES AND...#danny omg hiiiiii

I love the subway

Someone's purse just backed at me

#and I thought it was a dog #it was in fact #their ringtone #cdmex

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Reddie gals

#reddie

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Watching a conclave edit while riding a bus going full speed inside a tunnel

Life is worth living

#danny omg hiiiiii

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