Karinacerise

“orlando bloom punching justin bieber”

just ignore that one

WATCH THE VIDEO OH MY GOD CLICK IT PLEA S E

#what the fuck dan

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

REBLOG this if you wish someone who lives far away lived closer.

Or they could be a human from florida

Sounds like something a gator disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke

me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy* me: *drinks alcohol*

We have officially gotten to the point where Phil uses “we” and doesn’t need to explain who Dan is