I'm Just A Teenage Dirtbag Baby

I mean, you have been possessed, haven’t you? It took all of my willpower not to snap that little bitch witch’s neck this morning when I was getting my coffee. His thoughts were incredibly loud and all whining about “his dear Karen” being in trouble. Please tell me she’s planning to just rip his heart out later, that little brat isn’t worth anyone’s time.

Now now, don't be hostile. That's my job. So sorry for your troubles, although it seems like you're so upset over Gaby anyways. Funny how we both don't plan on getting out. I wish, I'd have done it myself but playing nice really is boring. She's hopelessly fallen for him, pathetic if you ask me. 

Trust me, I want to meet him. Call me old-fashion or whatever, but I don’t want to take any big steps like that before I know the people you’re related to. Besides, if I did that without even meeting your brother I’m sure he’d make me suffer in some terrible way. I bet he’d be able to figure out a way to hurt me without bothering Mikayla, too.

I mean there's the virgin in here who is threatening to kill me-somehow-if I let you fuck her but honestly, are we in the fucking 50's? Hell, some girls were sluts back then too. Meet her brother, god knows he's probably bending some chick over. It's not like he needs to know everything but oh well. Cat's out of the bag, Karen isn't currently here at the moment. I'll take a message.

We’re not going to do anything like that until I’ve at least met your brother. Wouldn’t want him to kill me because that’s the first thing he hears about me, you know?

Believe me babe, you wouldn't want to meet him. But yeah. Sure, if you say so. Not like he'd have to know. 

There's your cute self, I have a question. If we ever did it, would your mumthing feel it? 

Papa Darkness on the other hand, he’s fun, bloody fun.

He's cocky and rude and I like it. Think he's good in bed, babe? Oh wait, you or your Mommy haven't hit that. 

How sad.

I can still be Red Riding Hood! See, I'll go be covered with blood any minute now! 

They can’t save you from here, right?