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Being stabbed reduces your chances of dieing from cancer

It would be good if cars had “Sorry” lights you can activate when you do something stupid.

Life is just a quest to collect as much dopamine and serotonin as possible.

The rise in smartphones has been the fall in bathroom stall graffiti

How unfortunate

Everything is self-explanatory if you’re smart enough.

Owning a cemetery is a very long term investment for an oil field

The more indecisive you are, the more parallel dimensions you create.

People who have never lived through the Reagan or Nixon administrations are getting a 2 for 1 now.

If you sat on your own voodoo doll you wouldn’t be able to get up

In movies, the villains have a vision for the world but the hero are just there to stop them. This represents our resistance to change, if not resistance, then denial that whatever we’re doing isn’t working.