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Isn’t Red

Isn’t Leaf who is like a Red lite

also isn’t Fire

Has successfully run his own type of business (his gym), lived amongst civilisation, knows how to deal with bills and also being responsible

He knows to be responsible

Would never think that living on a snow mountain with few resources is a good idea, and especially not with others that depend on him

Do either of them know what taxes are?? A mortgage??? Proper living conditions?

okay Leaf does but she’s still a Red lite, let’s not kid ourselves

Would make sure to put them into school

Wouldn’t feed them sugar before bed

Would actually make sure they have a bed time

Still isn’t Red, guys!

Wouldn’t leave Morty alone in a room with them

I’m watching you, guy

Has and always been the more responsible of any of the options

Is not a shopping trolley

And not a popsicle

Wouldn’t try leaving them at a pokémon daycare

Is simply the best option in most situations