Weāve already established as a fandom that Metatron could teach a masterclass on gas lighting, but I wanna talk about how he specifically validates the things Aziraphale cares for while simultaneously devaluing them under the surface.
Tells us everything we need to know. It sets the scene for exactly the games Metatron is playing. He makes Muriel feel important while openly insulting them (flat out calling them stupid), aka seamlessly reinforcing the idea that theyāre less than to both them and anyone else in the room. He knows he can get away with this easily, he knows that Muriel, lonely, overlooked little Muriel, will be completely distracted by the fact that someone so important is taking an interest in them.
This is already horribly clever, but then later on you realize itās doing even MORE heavy lifting when he appoints Muriel to run the bookshop. āSee? Whatās important to you is whatās important to me! Iāve graciously taken the time to ensure your beloved shop is looked after by Muriel. You know, the dim one!ā ā¦letās suffice it to say heās ensnared too birds with one net for this one, and that a pattern is already starting to arise.
So when Metatron says Gabriel came to Aziraphale because heās a ānatural leaderā and ādoesnāt just tell people what they wanna hearā? Yah heās full of shit. Aziraphale struggles with his sense of purpose when he doesnāt have someone or something guiding him, and for thousands of years heās been terrified of sharing his true feelings and opinions to 90% of people heās known. Completely just trying to butter him up. Wanna know the real reason Gabriel seeks asylum with Aziraphale?
Exactly this. Gabriel just says so point blank. Itās not because Aziraphale is this person for him, itās because despite knowing nothing, he has this instinct that Aziraphale is the only one who can possibly understand why Gabriel did what he did. He is, I mean as far as we know, the only other angel who has fallen in love. (In general, let alone with a demon.)
But nope, canāt have that. We can throw the promise of restoring Crowley in the mix to sweeten the pot, but we canāt acknowledge why heād want that so badly in the first place. So now itās cause they work so well together. We can praise the angel for the fallen archangel Gabriel himself coming to him protection and guidance, give him a gold star. But we couldnāt DARE imply that it was by virtue of Aziraphaleās courage to choose earthly love over heavenly. How Gabriel didnāt need a leader, but a friend whoās truly known the joys of adoring that āparticular personā and the pain of needing to hide it.
Cause then Aziraphale would start getting crazy ideas, like that his silly little human feelings have a great deal of worth. That they have the power to inspire, form cracks in the institution, fundamentally weaken what has controlled and harmed him. We wouldnāt want him to know the true value of the cards he holds when he has the ace in a match against you, now would we? After allā¦
Metatron uses this ingeniously sinister tactic of taking away Aziraphaleās choice while giving the illusion that heās actually opening up doors. Notice how he tells Aziraphale he would have the authority to do something as extraordinary as turn a demon into an angel, yet he never once puts the much simpler alternative of just working with a demon on the table? The sleight of hand here is that heās being offered the opportunity to freely be with Crowley⦠but heās already freely with him as is, no bargain to be made. In fact he fought to be. Metatron disappears this accomplishment right before our eyes, while seamlessly maintaining the illusion to Aziraphale that he (Zira) is in control.
He sets Aziraphale up for failure by only providing the option he knows Crowley will not only decline but be deeply hurt by. Itās all so cleverly planned. Once this plays out exactly how he wants, he delivers the finishing blow by diminishing Crowley and his ādamned fool questionsā. Suddenly doing a complete 180 and emphasizing how foolish and troublesome he is. Metatron was offering Crowley by Aziraphaleās side as The Carrot. Now heās telling Aziraphale it was stupid of him to want The Carrot, un-heavenly.
Aziraphaleās life, love, happiness, itās all not only a massive inconvenience for Metatron but a liability. He has successfully taken a weapon from Aziraphaleās hands he didnāt even know he had. Metatron sees the writing on the wall, and he wants it contained.