Percy: Hey, I’m Percy Jackson, and when I was 12, I accidentally blew up the gateway arch, and there was a nation-wide manhunt for me because they thought I was a terrorist. I brought Reese's Pieces.

Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, and when I was 7 years old, I ran away from home and lived on the streets with two other kids until one of them was murdered in front of me. I brought starbursts.

Leo: Hi! I’m Leo, and my mother died in a warehouse fire, but my entire family blamed me for her death, so I was put in foster care. I brought skittles!

Piper: I’m Piper, and my dad was held hostage, and his kidnappers tried to blackmail me, so I brought the m&m's. 

Jason: My name is Jason and I was abandoned in the woods and raised by wolves. I brought some Swedish fish.

Frank: I’m Frank, and when my mom died, my grandmother kicked me out of the house and told me to go to California. After I came back to ask her about our family history, the house burned down and she vanished. I brought some gummy bears

Hazel: When I was 13, I died. I’m putting in life savers :)

the taylor swift jokes at the pool were SUCH swiftie humour i love it

and don't even get me started on the pool scene. the moment his friend said 'I miss the old Wes', I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO CRACK THAT JOKE. The movie has voicemails in its name, of course they were going to crack the 'can't come to the phone right now' joke.

Well, that's because they do be going everywhere to cause chaos, including you, the ringleader clown.

I need to read a fic where, after Chung Myung dies, he goes up to heaven or wherever and just chills will everyone in death. He's up there for a hundred years getting to live his post-war life with Tang Bo as they watch Earth from above, and then he's either knocked out and wakes up in the body of Sam Cho as usual or is dragged down to possess the body like Wei Wuxian.

The whole story is the same except for the fact that, while dead, both Chung Myung and Tang Bo figure out that spirits can interact a little bit with the living realm so Tang Bo ends up following Chung Myung around, pranking both him and everyone else around Chung Myung by knocking stuff over or something (involving knives, I'm sure). Maybe if Chung Myung is just possessing the body of Cho Sam, he can still actually see Tang Bo.

THE SUMMER BOYS ARE BLUE!!! oh my goodness. I love when Deuce gets to dress up like a little Lord Fauntleroy and be all fancy for a little bit. 💙💙💙 ...although there is something wonderful to me specifically that Deuce is the one who gets to be a frilly lacy fancylad, versus Ace going full Victorian street urchin. it is the correct option, don't get me wrong, it's just also hilarious.

Percy: *sleeps peacefully on the backseat*

Percy, a second later: *falls onto the floor with a shriek* wHAT THE FUCK?!

Thalia: uhh I hope you didn't break your neck...

Percy: who.

Percy: the fuck.

Percy: let YOU drive.

Thalia: well you very inconveniently fell asleep, and we needed to keep going, and Nico...

Nico: I don't even know how to... *waves vaguely, forgetting an English word* ...to get this thing moving.

Thalia: so I'm a driver now.

Percy: DRIVER MY ASS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE STEERING WHEEL UNTIL WE HIT EVERY TREE IN THIS FOREST!!

Thalia: but you need rest-

This was a little fan concept of mine that I have been working on for a while, I reimagined the characters of Heroes of Olympus if they had lived during the year 800 A.D. with the coronation of Charlemagne in the Dark Ages. Tensions with the East and West begin with the coronation of Charlemagne by the pope and declared the Emperor of the Romans despite Basilissa Irene of Athens in the Eastern Roman Empire, with the Italian peninsula as the battleground for their Cold War, the camps of the Latin and the Greeks prepare for a war that could decide the fate of the Dark Ages. It has been a favorite idea of mine to see a Game of Thrones-esque Cold War story from the Dark Ages after the fall of the Western Roman Empire, so I decided ‘Why don’t I do it instead but with my favorite series as the mold?’

At some point Alabaster becomes the sole delivery boy for this task solely because he wont falter and defect. He is carrying the team atp.

Rhea is trying her hardest to get this little boy to see the light and choose a better path and he is fighting her at every turn.

Lowkey they genuinely hate each other at this point but refuse to say it because Kronos likes his wife very much and will get offended if he says anything bad about her and Rhea is trying to keep her serene and calm lifestyle. Also they're both really stubborn.

—!——!—

Rhea: My poor child, my ex has misled you.

Alabaster: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TITANESS. COME ON GUYS WE'VE DELIVERED THE PACKADGE LETS GO.

Silena: *was making flower crowns* nooo ):

Chris: *was tie dying a shirt* nooo D:

Rhea: Ethan darling, you like balance. My lifestyle provides lots of inner balance!

"Ah tunnels they remind me of the catacombs in Paris."

"Oh catacombs how interesting! Is there a specific area for them in your world?"

"Nah man they're all beneath the entire city streets."

"........What-"

Or shit like-

"Ya know there's certain areas in America that people avoid."

"Oh? Are they dangerous?"

"Well if by dangerous meaning people just up and disappear into the void because of local legends of creatures and spirits attacking them then yeah."

"Prefect. Prefect where the FUCK do you live?"

It's giving like, 'Whatsup dude'

and

As a manhwa fan, I have to say this, but imagine a Yuusona who has the same reaction to suffering an isekai and the same determination as Eris Miserian to return home, where no matter what this new world brings, that will be her main objective and nothing and no one will stop her from achieving it.

She initially possessed the kindness and empathy of a normal teenager, but after a certain time in Twisted Wonderland, she began to realize that this alone would not be enough to survive and adopted a behavior somewhat similar to Penelope Eckart's, in that she begins to use people to gain their sympathy and ensure her safety in this incredibly dangerous new world (but she may still feel some guilt for it, since, unlike Penelope, she always saw these people as real).

After going through so many situations where she was almost killed, acquiring several new traumas, and still having to live daily with the same people who recently tried to kill her and others who can be incredibly selfish and aggressive towards her for no apparent reason (I'm not talking directly about the main characters who appear in the game, although most of them were quite cruel to Yuu during the main story, is more about the other students at the school, since i'm sure Yuu has been bullied since they arrived) She develops the ability to mask her true feelings and mental state from others, just like Rudbeckia de Borgia (my girl deserves the world, to hell with Caesar and Freya).

PS: Bonus points if she possesses any skill that helps her, like ballet or gymnastics.