fall down boy

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

@funnier-as-a-system

<<<<<<< dominant men who instantly fold when you say “my sweet boy”

I... I was not prepared. 

Saw a guy with huge tits today. Never kill yourself.

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video

if he's a weapon of a man why is his head in my lap so he can get scalp scritches right now...........

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

Milk HIS tits!!! Make HIS tits overproductive to the point HE has audibly sloshing udders!!!! 😤

Sorry we're all out of poison. And pills also. No we don't have hopeless hearts that make you ill either. This guy came in and bought all of them sorry man I dunno what to tell you. We should be getting more in next week I think

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again