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I'm a huge fan of Jeff Goldblum and have been really itching to write some reader inserts...

I'd love to take suggestions/requests for his characters. I haven't seen all his movies sadly but feel free to send for the following characters:

Dr Ian Malcolm

Deputy Vilmos Kovacs

David Levinson

The Wizard / Oscar Diggs

Michael Gold

Sidney Zweibel / New Jersey

Mac

Alistair Hennessey

The Grandmaster

I can't promise to do them all but I'd like to try! Feel free to suggest other Goldblum characters, I just haven't gotten around to watching them yet. (Or not sure how well they translate to fic and smut (that bitch from Mortdecai, Nine Months and Body Snatchers)).

Will Not Write

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Got happy looking at this until I realized it was all the way back in 25

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Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

Yo guys legit I have to edit this post because tumblr won’t let me post for some reason 💔 help me

#tumblr glitch

mintmatcha

man who gets a little chubbed when you enjoy your food too much

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Thought this said “man who gets chubby when he enjoys your food too much” 💔

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JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

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Everytime I’ve watched this movie I’ve laughed my ass off at this part and I have no clue why

#jurassic park #ian malcom #jeff goldblum

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I’ve watched this scene so many times know exactly when the song comes on and I love it, has to be the best scene in the movie excluding Michael and the others playing soccer or whatever they were playing

#the big chill #movies #jeff goldblum #popular #music

Why is there like no content of the big chill movie??? All I see is edits of a kids show or shaver it is… guys… we need a fan base for the big chill there’s only two of us out here!!!

#the big chill #jeff goldblum #movies

flygoing

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

chastittie

i trusted you

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Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

ghostedshe3p

A bunch of Elders (mostly Taneleer) art because I’m LOSING IT

Gang, if nobody is posting content of your favs, make it yourself 😼😋 I lowkeygenuinely can’t stop thinking of them because im very IMPATIENTLY waiting for rivals to drop more content

ALSO! Grandmaster pony in the works (in my brain)

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Me after clicking a p link thinking it was a fic rec.

Jumpscare.

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waywarddaughter

Who else thinks The Collector is hot???!

owenwilsonkisser

Reupload whooops

lazypapers

don't really wanna draw a whole comic about it. My Headcanon for John Marston leaving is when the Callandar Boys start trolling John and puts doubt on Jack's parentage. And hear Arthur just holding and probably telling Abigail how to care for the boy. She appreciates the fatherly side of Arthur. I also think both Arthur and Hoses helped out with caring baby Jack.

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

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I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

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CHICKEN LITTLE?!?!?!?!?!

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colm o'driscoll when i get you...

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I can’t get over Colm o’Driscoll’s slutty ass fingerless gloves.

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