Kallisti Hollowcore, At Your Service

Deep-sea purr fit for techno remix! 

Hey my dudes today is the Super Bowl there’s no better time to reblog this

they look like a friend.

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

LETS NOT FORGET IN SOME STATES REVENGE PORN IS CONSIDERED DOMESTIC ABUSE

You can Also do this in Canada!

Protect. your. rights. 

Could also do this with “fried chicken”. 

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

This can’t be real, can it?

Yes, this is real. This is how lava actually flows. It’s rocks and metals that are so hot, they’re perfectly liquid.  It is a painful way to die. 

the chilling song of the wolf, but it’s pupper doin’ a cute. 

is this real?

Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging

fuck you

Ok, but, like, you saw the news article of the kid who got fucking expelled because they insisted his name was John Fortnite Kennedy because they saw it online, right? 

Weirdly Liminal.

‘In the mouth of madness’ - Freelance Insurance investigator.  .... I doooon’t think that works anymore. 

They are a mandatory quest giver and even hinting at harming them will result in the entire world swapping alignments towards you, so not only will all your closest friends see your existence as filth itself, but your worst enemies will now approve of your existence and insist on hanging out, Do Not Harm The Floof. 

The mood. 

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

Lesbians destroying marriage

Symmetrical Love

…for 2 bucks I will tell you something u would rather not know

Is that why people tape knives and/or other dangerous objects to them?

No, but it is why humans naturally see roombas as pets. Like Guinea pigs, hamsters, rabbits, you know. 

it’s not like passing on, for example, an mp3 file. when you pass on a curse you are passing on the original copy (thus freeing yourself). which means curses are analog.

curses are crypto files on the astral level. they keep track of transactions, growing weaker or stronger with each new bearer. For example, a contract curse can be broken by getting someone else to suffer the consequences, being a one-time thing, but a lineage curse grows stronger the more members there are in that family, and probably the more family members suffer the curse.  Also, if you’re suffering from a lineage curse, just marry someone and don’t keep your name. Then, you’re not part of that family anymore.  So curses are bit-coins of damnation. 

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

A water faucet is literally called a “water rooster” in Danish 🐓

This is beautiful.