take no prisoners

every time my dad is being annoying i just remind him that he works for one of the publishers that rejected harry potter

Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

“Lol chill Hazel Grace, it’s a metaphor”

dude… he lit them… it ain’t the mestaphor

young joe biden looks so wholesome…i would be his lover from the other side of the tracks…he picks me up at 1 am and we have good missionary sex in his pick up truck…he tells me about his football dreams and i, well i listen

i wish this website was normal

I ghost wrote this

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

so much drama in one photo

somebody hold me back