+ KALEB

You seem to be contradicting yourself, man. You’re always asking me how I liked your ass that night, it’s not my fault I’m not drooling over you like you want me to. Matter of fact, I hardly doubt anyone wants to help your out with your night time gigs. Funny, you keep bringing my sexuality into this     bitter because I’m not gay? Even if I was into dudes, I wouldn’t be into you. You act like I’m afraid of you. What are you gonna do? Strip in front of me? Let your homo shine brighter?

You think I was being serious? I couldn’t care who the hell likes my ass and who doesn’t. And if nobody wanted to help me out at my nigh time gig, why did so many people showed up and had a good time? Exactly, they give a shit because I’m their friend and I’m a nice person. And the straight boy ego had nothing to do with me wanting you gay-- it was literally just making fun of you; calm the fuck down. I’m not afraid of you, honestly, like I’m pretty sure you got punched in the fucking face already so I won’t waste my energy on it. And why use me stripping in front of you as a negative thing? It’s my job and I fucking do great at it; I don’t see you getting money for being a bitch. And I will make my homo shine brighter, fucking taste the homo Bryan.