Casandra Toledo

i cant believe the british did that to him

imagine if there were annoying astrology people who try to make it all a comment on your personality but about the french republican calendar "ohhhh you were born on the day of the chestnut......... this explains so much"

Shit, now I’m crying…🥹

Here’s a man with his priorities properly in place.

HOLY SHIT

I’m re-posting this so it’s on my tumblr and I can reference it as needed, because I am an awful fucking cartoonist, but I live in hope.

WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS

I do this sometimes except I usually draw the bones 

hee heeh heeee HEE what a good idea

I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

Climax of the movie occurs after they go on a fun adventure together and the protagonist finally feels like they’ve made a real friend for the first time in their life and it comes out that they initially tried to get close to the trans man to steal his testosterone for bodybuilding purposes, which prompts the trans guy to ask “What the fuck is wrong with you?” and the protagonist to break down and respond with “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I’ve always felt like something is wrong with me but I don’t know what.”

has tumblr culture circled back around to voreposting already

But an important question is….. are the Cinnamon toasts also lesbians filled to the eyeballs with catholic guilt and mommy/daddy issues?