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@kal-papa
⨳ — TYPES OF HUGS;
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♥ – A romantic hug ☺ – A friendly hug ♫ – A hug while dancing ✉ – A hug goodbye ღ – A hug in greeting ❣ –A hug after being separated ✪ –A sleepy hug ✢ – An awkward hug ♢ – A familial hug ⊗ – A quick hug ☄ – A long hug ✾ – A passionate hug ☀ – A hug from behind ▲ – A surprise hug ☑ – A polite hug ✸ – A bear hug ✚ – A hug while cuddling ‽ – A hug around the waist ♠ – A squeezing hug ❋ – A silent hug ♣ – A spinning hug
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𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐊𝐀𝐋 on the island. Well, they haven’t talked too much on the island, either she was busy or he was, also they never bumped too often, which was FUNNY, they’re ‘living’ on the small island. But once she spotted the crown prince from Greece, she tapped onto his shoulder. ❛ Hey Kal… Can I talk to you for a second, privately? ❜ Her voice was sweet, and she wasn’t being as playful as she normally is. That means their conversation will be a bit serious.
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Kal turned at the soft tap at his shoulder, eyes immediately going to the blonde behind him. “Hey, Nikki.” Shifting his tray of food to one hand, he gave her a soft, if a little distracted, smile. If it wasn’t for her tone, the absence of her normal vibrancy, he would’ve told her no. Just having come off of a long shift at the gym, he was beyond famished and a little bit tired of being in the presence of people in general, but he knew her well enough to know that whatever she needed to talk about...it was important. He nodded his head towards the exit and waited for her to walk out first before following, tray still in hand.
Monstrous Headcanons
♦ - HOARD - something that is precious to them ✿ - DECAY - an old memory, from childhood perhaps ⚔ - DUEL - a meeting or relationship that was important to them ♥ - STAKED - a jarring event, something that changed their life/outlook ∇ - TOMBSTONE - who they are versus who they appear to be ☼ - DAYSTAR - a secret they don’t want coming to light ☂ - THUNDERSTORM - a difficult or miserable time in their life ⚖ - SCALES - how well they balance their good and bad impulses ϟ - LIGHTNING - something they thought they’d left in the past, returned ☢ - BIOHAZARD - the most dangerous thing about them to others ♬ - DIRGE - a habit, hobby, or obsession they can’t seem to shake ■ - LAIR - where they live, work, or spend most of their time ☠ - DEATH - the closest it’s come to touching their life
𝐀 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
❛ Race you to the bridge? ❜
❛ What do you think? ❜
❛ Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid? ❜
❛ Do you understand why I did it? ❜
❛ The question was not why the man had to die, but why I must do it. ❜
❛ We hold to the belief that the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword ❜
❛ If you would take a man’s life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. ❜
❛ Easy to say, and harder to do. ❜
❛ Up here it was different. ❜
❛ Every noble house had its words. ❜
❛ And it will only grow worse. ❜
❛ I know how little you like this place. ❜
❛ Is it really mine? ❜
❛ What does he want from us? ❜
❛ The fire is in our blood. ❜
❛ I want to go home. ❜
❛ I don’t know. ❜
❛ You have not changed at all. ❜
❛ In those days, the smell of leather and blood had clung to him like perfume. ❜
❛ She deserved more than darkness. ❜
❛ This is her place. ❜
❛ I was with her when she died. ❜
❛ Promise me. ❜
❛ They had found him still holding her body, silent with grief. ❜
❛ I bring her flowers when I can. ❜
❛ In my dreams, I kill him every night. ❜
❛ A thousand deaths will still be less than he deserves. ❜
❛ Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. ❜
❛ You are still too serious. ❜
❛ I believe I was younger than you the first time I got truly and sincerely drunk. ❜
❛ You don’t miss much, do you? ❜
❛ I forget nothing. ❜
❛ Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. ❜
❛ Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. ❜
❛ What is it? You’re shaking. ❜
❛ I’m afraid. ❜
❛ That cut deep. ❜
❛ Just where do you think you are going? ❜
❛ You’ll shame us all! ❜
❛ It isn’t fair. ❜
❛ I did not make the rules. ❜
❛ _______ is truly a little shit. ❜
❛ You’ll be sorry! ❜
❛ Let me do it. I can beat him. ❜
❛ Nothing is fair. ❜
❛ It was almost like being invisible. ❜
❛ Don’t you see the danger this puts us in? ❜
❛ Don’t play the fool. ❜
❛ Come back here. ❜
❛ I tell you, he loves me not. ❜
❛ What are you doing? ❜
❛ The things I do for love. ❜
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laprincipessalaela
“Oh tu desideri.” She laughed at the hopefulness that Kal had. “I will most definitely remember them until the day I die. And at this point, I have a feeling that the list will only grow with time.” The sun was shining so bright that it was almost impossible to even keep her eyes open without it tearing. She could only imagine how uncomfortable it must be for Kal to be looking up at her even if he only opened his eyes in the smallest of cracks. With that thought in mind, she raised one hand so that the shadow of it would cover his eyes from the glaring sunlight. “You know I always thought I would know exactly what to ask of people if I had the chance to. But now, I have no idea what I want. Is that weird?”
“For as long as we’re on the island —that is a very fair assessment.” He grinned at her ruefully. “Not many can say that, you should count yourself as lucky.” Reaching up, he pinched her nose between the knuckles of his middle and pointer finger, “But don’t forget yourself and take it too far, glikia mou. —No trade or land favors, Capiche? And if you ask me to help you get a six pack, that knocks about twenty favors off my ledger.” Loosening his grip on her noes, he let his hand fall back to the sand and relaxed himself once again. Sun in his face wasn’t an unfamiliar feeling. Greeks spent most of their days outdoors, or at least tried to. Even so, he was thankful for the shade provided by Leila’s raised hand. “It isn’t weird at all. I’ve always believed that the one thing that likens us to our people is the fact that none of us truly knows what we want. We think we do, but...” he trailed off with a simple shrug of his shoulders.
laprincipessalaela
“You seem pretty happy about owing me favours.” She teased when she leaned back on her arms while Kal got comfortable. Funny how they were able to just enjoy some sun despite the terrible circumstances. For the moment she could pretend that they were far away from il isola on some holiday with the Grecian principe whose head was laying on her lap. “At the moment, I can’t think of anything just yet. How about we keep it as a ‘you-owe-me’ for now?”
“Or maybe I’m hoping you’ll forget a few of them,” he closed his eyes against the harsh light of the sun, but he smiled up at her nonetheless. “Or...all of them,” he continued, honestly. Cracking his eye open just a smidgen to get a look at her face, Kal took a moment to admire the pretty Italian princess before closing it once again. “Fine by me. But whenever you do figure it out, be sure to let me know. I’ll keep a list.”
Frozen 2, Part I
ALL IS FOUND ‘ sleep my darling, safe and sound. ’ ‘ can you brave what you most fear? ’ ‘ where the north-wind meets the sea, there’s a mother full of memory. ’ ‘ come my darling, homeward bound.’ ‘ when all is lost, then all is found. ’
SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE ‘ we’re all getting older. ’ ‘ some things never change, like the feel of your hand in mine. ’ ‘ it feels like the future is calling. ’ ‘ are you telling me tonight you’re gonna get down on one knee? ’ ‘ i’m really bad at planning these things out, like candlelight & pulling of rings out. ’ ‘ maybe you should leave all of the romantic stuff to me? ’ ‘ if i commit and i go for it, i’ll know what to say and do. ’ ‘ is something coming? i’m not sure i want things to change at all. ’ ‘ turn around and the time has flown. ’ ‘ may our good luck last. ’ ‘ i’m holding on tight to you. ’
INTO THE UNKNOWN ‘ some look for trouble, while others don’t. ’ ‘ i’m spoken for, i fear. ’ ‘ everyone i’ve ever loved is here within these walls. ’ ‘ i’ve had my adventure, i don’t need something new. ’ ‘ i’m afraid of what i’m risking if i follow you into the unknown. ’ ‘ what do you want, because you’ve been keeping me awake? ’ ‘ are you someone out there who’s a little bit like me? ’ ‘ every day it’s a little harder, as i feel my power grow. ’ ‘ are you out there, do you know me? can you feel me, can you show me? ’ ‘ where are you going? don’t leave me alone! ’ ‘ how do i follow you into the unknown? ’ WHEN I AM OLDER ‘ this will all make sense when i am older. ’ ‘ i’ll have all of the answers when i’m older. ’ ‘ i know in a couple of years, these will all seem like childish fears. ’ ‘ growing up means adapting, puzzling at your world and at your place. ’ ‘ when i’m more mature, i’ll feel totally secure. ’ ‘ there’s no need to be terrified or tense. ’ ‘ this is fine. ’
Artwork Asks
Mona Lisa: Do you like to look neat and orderly? How long does it take for you to get ready for the day?
Starry Night: Do you enjoy watching the sky and daydreaming?
The Scream: How easy/hard is it for someone to startle or make you lose focus?
The Persistence of Memory: Do some people consider you to be a weird or strange person?
Girl with a Pearl Earring: Do you like to wear jewelry? What are your favorite pieces of jewelry and approximately how much are they worth?
The Last Supper: Are you religious at all?
Guernica: Is the world “Black and White” to you?
American Gothic: Would you like to lead a simple and happy life? Or do you prefer adventure?
The Creation of Adam: What is your favorite story from Mythology? Do you have any favorite Fables or Fairytales?
The Birth of Venus: Do you like to be in the spotlight?
David: Are you the bold type? Do want your ideas and thoughts to be heard all around the world?
A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte: Do you take time out of your day to kick back and relax? Where can people find you if so?
No. 5, 1948: Do you tend to break away from traditions and cultural norms? Are you the rebellious type?
Pietà: Name something that tugs at your heartstrings.
Venus De Milo: Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter what they’ve been through in the past?
The Thinker: Do you often find yourself getting lost in thought? What is it usually about?
The Great Wave off Kanagawa: Do you like the Ocean?
Water Lily Pond: What are your favorite flowers?
Capitoline Wolf: What is your relationship with animals? Do you like them? What is your favorite animal?
Winged Victory of Samothrace: Do you strive to meet your goals and never give up on them?
Nighthawks: Are you a night owl or a early bird?
Lady with an Ermine: Do you have any pets? Would you like to have pets? If so, what would your dream pet be?
Wanderer above the Sea of Fog: Do you tend to get lost easily?
Napoleon Crossing the Alps: Are you a brave and daring individual? Would you fight for freedom if you had to?
The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp: Do you value your ability to get an education?
Christina’s World: Is there anything you long for?
Washington Crossing the Delaware: Do you want to make an impact on this world? What do you want to be remembered for?
@laprincipessalaela || Continued from here
“If I say yes, then that would mean you owe me. Again.” She teased with a grin but the principessa was already prepared to say yes. Except she did not want to make it too easy for Kal. Not yet. “So what would you offer me this time?”
“It’s already a long list; what’s another one?” He gave a tight lipped grin in return before resting his head against her thigh, long body stretched out on the empty sand. The bright sun warming his tanned skin. “You’re gonna have to help me out with this one, I’m afraid. What is it that you would want from me?”
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“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”
Kal opened his mouth to say something, but then thought better of it. Instead, he wrapped his arms around the tiny brunette’s shoulders, bringing her in to rest against his chest. His chin propped on top of her head. “You know,” he said softly after a few minutes of silence. “I think this counts as one of the many favors I owe you, principessa.” ( @laprincipessalaela )
“Be gentle with me.”
“I am being gentle with you. You’re just being lazy.” Kal snapped back. He stood there, staring at their reflection in the mirrored wall. Him, arms akimbo with an admittedly sour look on his face, and her, slender fingers wrapped around the handles of a pair of well used dumbbells. “Just do what I tell you to do, and quit complaining. —I’m meant to be the spoiled royal here, not you.” ( @katlaaronsdottir)
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Physical Contact Starters
SOFT
“Your hands are so warm.”
“Ah, that feels good…”
“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”
“Is it okay if I lean on you?”
“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”
“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”
“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”
“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”
“Be gentle with me.”
“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”
“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”
“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”
“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”
“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”
“I could kiss you all over.”
“That tickles!”
“Mind washing my back for me?”
“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”
“I love how soft your lips are.”
“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”
“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”
ROUGH
“Ow! That fucking hurt!”
“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”
“You stepped on my foot!”
“Did you do that on purpose?”
“Please be more gentle next time…”
“Don’t squeeze so tight!”
“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”
“Did you just bite me?!”
“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”
“Is that the best you’ve got?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“I’ll make you bleed.”
“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”
“Hey!! What was that for?!”
“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”
“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”
“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”
“You almost knocked me over!”
“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”
“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”
“You broke my nose!”
ragingemerson
“I’m normally peppered with them whether I want them or not. It’s a nice change to be listened to,” she commented. Emerson, of course, objectively knew better than to get used to the idea. Annoying royals and pirates alike, barely a single one of them knew to let sleeping Tulachs lie. “I’m sure you can appreciate the frustration of constantly being hounded. I’m not deluded enough to think royalty has it easy.” Her entire relationship with Teddy had been proof of that.
Emerson thrived on anonymity. Hell, even Luka hadn’t realized she’d been his best friend’s girlfriend until months after he had moved into her villa. Of course, one could argue self-centeredness, but everyone was a little self-centered deep down. No one was ever truly selfless.
“But it’s a break only if it’s enjoyed,” she stated. Then his words made her snort. “It’s easy to say that murder’s the easiest option, but it’s not our goal. We have zero interest in killing any of you unless you kill one of us first or do something to put us in danger. Contrary to popular belief, we’re not monsters. We’re human beings taking matters into our own hands. The monarchy forced our hand.” It was an explanation Emerson gave every time someone asked. She had no interest in taking someone’s life arbitrarily. Every life she had taken had been for the greater good and in self-defense. Except John Roberts. “So, for the time being, you’re safe, needs are met along with most wants. And you’re pulled away from the taxing life of a royal. You don’t have to take my word on that, but in order for me to lie to you, I first have to care about what you think.”
“You’re a captain. A king —erm—Queen in your own right. Annoyances kind of come with the gig.” Or at least that was how Kal saw it. The more people you were responsible the more lip service you got. Just one of the many downsides to being one of the ones in charge. He quirked a brow at her follow up statement, curiosity piqued. —It sounded like there was a story attached to it, but Kal was a man of his words. No questions from him for the time being, so he left it at that. A quirked brow and a pursed mouth, but no words whatsoever.
“I never called it the easiest. I just said that if it had to be done, you’d do it.” Hell, if he’d been back home in Greece and they’d managed to get their hands on any one of the Tuloch’s, chances where he’d pull that lever if it was the prudent option. Nothing easy about taking someone’s life; especially given the consequences such action would bring. But the Tuloch’s had one thing on their side now that he probably wouldn’t have had —anonymity.
Kal had heard the rumors of the two royals that had been executed on the island months before he’d set foot on it. Something he hadn’t had so much of a whiff of on the mainland. “Or you forced ours —hard to maintain trade and a feeling of ease when there’s the ever present threat of theft of the high seas. One of the few things we in the monarchy are expected to provide for our subjects. —Whether or not you’re monsters depends on the which side of the line you’re standing on. Most —whether poor or wealthy— do not think highly of people who count kidnapping as an enterprise they embark on from time to time.” Kal flashed her a polite smile —full of teeth and even a twinkle in his eyes. “I would never deign to think you gave two tits about what I thought, πειρατής.”
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Laela took the plate away from him, making sure to pull it as far out of his reach as possible without it dropping onto the floor. That was when she could smell the cold eggs which made her shiver in mild disgust. “I don’t think I am made for your expertise. I injure myself just by walking.” She chuckled, accepting that she have and always will be a danger to herself whether intentionally or not. Even her siblings could agree to that fact.
“There is something else that I would prefer and you can definitely offer that to me. But only if you want to.” And that was when her smile grew into a grin while she waited for him to process what she was saying. “What do you think, Kal?”
Hard steel scrapped against the plastic, sending a dull screech through the empty hall. Setting his fork gently down in front of him, he stared up at the princess, bemusement mingled with genuine amusement in his hazel eyes. “Well that just means you lack balance. Maybe a little core strength.” He shrugged his shoulders. “Nothing I couldn’t fix.”
Her statement threw him for a loop; Laela didn’t strike him as the type to be so forthright. “This is how that one movie with Demi Moore started out,” he smirked. “You know, the one where she sleeps with Robert Redford for money. —That’s what I think.”
THEO JAMES by Ben Quinton | The Times UK, March, 2020
