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Hideyoshi Toyotomi, Cloud-Splitter part 3 translations

 hapless citizen: uwaaaaahh, what strong and ominous clouds have gathered together! It’s like Kawanakajima’s sky! Date Masamune and Sanada Yukimura, Takeda Shingen and Uesugi Kenshin’s fight has gathered really impressive clouds—so to speak… Hideyoshi Toyotomi: I AM TOYOTOMI HIDEYOSHI  hapless citizen: Seriously?! That cloud image[???]? Ahh, what good timing! Can you do something about that amazing cloud? Hideyoshi Toyotomi: UNDERSTOOD hapless citizen: really?? thank goodness! Hideyoshi Toyotomi: HEERUUUGGHHHHHGNNNN  hapless citizen: Uooohhh!! As to be expected of Hideyoshi-san!! The clouds have parted, and the light—it makes me feel like we are the chosen ones! Narrator: the hot clouds that gathered together fiercely, once again, to him, it was an easy thing. Now, follow along with me. HEEEUURRGHGHGNN *punch noise* HEERUUGUGHHHNN *punch noise* That is enough. To the people listening, now you too can punch clouds out of the sky Hanbei Takenaka: STOP!!! I want to see Hideyoshi’s figure uniting the country!! Stop using Hideyoshi’s power for futile things!!!

Hideyoshi Toyotomi, cloud splitter, part two translations

hapless citizen: aaah…it sure is raining very strongly, huh? It’s slippery, the sky is dark…It’d be nice if it cleared up soon… Hideyoshi Toyotomi: I AM TOYOTOMI HIDEYOSHI hapless citizen: huh?? REALLY?? The one who’s good at splitting the clouds?? haha, what good timing! Could you send that raincloud away somewhere? Hideyoshi Toyotomi: UNDERSTOOD hapless citizen: really?! Woohoo! I’ve got to see this! Hideyoshi Toyotomi: HERE I GO! Huff– hapless citizen: UWAH! The cloud has disappeared!! As to be expected of Hideyoshi-san! Narrator: To make a raincloud go away, once again, to him, it is an easy thing. Then, let’s practice. Follow along with me. Narrator: Humu *punch noise*. Humu *punch noise*. That’s good enough.  Hanbei Takenaka: The thing I want to see isn’t Hideyoshi’s form doing something like that!

this is a section of a drama CD track where Hideyoshi Toyotomi helps out random citizens in Japan when they complain about the weather by punching all the clouds out of the sky

TRANSLATION hapless citizen: aaa, what great weather…the chirping of the little birds, too…the way the wind blows, everything is so peaceful…in the blue sky, not a single clou–ah. Looks like some clouds have started to come out… Hideyoshi Tototomi: I AM TOYOTOMI HIDEYOSHI hapless citizen: huwaha?? Seriously?? Mister Hideyoshi?! That ‘Good at splitting the clouds’ Hideyoshi, right? uwaah, what great timing! I know this might be sudden, but can you do something about those clouds? Hideyoshi Toyotomi: UNDERSTOOD hapless citizen: SERIOUSLY??WOOHOOO!!–How will he split the clouds? There’s ten of them! Hideyoshi Toyotomi: HERE I GO ~*+DRAMATIC MUSIC AND PUNCHING SOUND EFFECT+*~ hapless citizen: UWA! THE CLOUDS DISAPPEARED! As to be expected of Mister Hideyoshi!  Narrator: Clouds that gathered on a day that was otherwise mostly clear. To move them and otherwise make them go away, such a thing was too easy for Hideyoshi. [blah blah blah something something blah] to just go “hm”,  that was enough. Now, all you listeners, let’s practice. I would like you to follow along with me.  Narrator: hm. *punch wiffling noise*. hm. *punch wiffling noise* hm. *punch whiffling noise*. That’s good enough. Hanbei: in that way you’ll be able to [something–imitate?] Hideyoshi’s hand, huh?

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IT’S THE CONCLUSION OF THEIR FIRST CLIMACTIC MEETING

previous parts here and here

so hey, everyone remember that time I posted a segment of the first time Shingen and Yukimura met? right here, indeed?

so this is the continuation of that.

so those of you who are familiar with me and my basara fandom contributions may have often heard me say that Yukimura’s first words to Shingen were Yukimura-speech for “fuck you, I’m not my dad”. Well, it’s true. Here’s the audio from the drama CD, clipped to the first conversation that Shingen and Yukimura have—right up to the first punch. 

Uta no Price Sama “whisper sweet holiday” snip seven: Cecil wake-up call

Uta no Price Sama “whisper sweet holiday” snip six: Sho wake-up call

Good Morning! It’s a little early, but I came to get—youuu…she’s sleeping… I guess she was  composing until the last minute again, huh? working to while away the boredom…this handy person! 

Uta no Price Sama “whisper sweet holiday” snip five: Ren wake-up call (though this one’s more like a “GO THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP” call imo)

…hn? *yawn* Lady…aaah, that’s right, it was today we made the promise, right? Mmsorry. I was up late last night…nngngh still sleepy….

Come here.  I’ll make you warm.

Uta no Price Sama “whisper sweet holiday” snip four: Tokiya wake-up call

Oh? You’re still sleeping. I’d thought this would have been a good time for you to wake up, though…How strange.

Room temperature, reasonable temperature. Humidity, 50-60 percent keeb*. The accuracy of the temperature is okay. So, From this written data I should have figured your sleeping schedule**…

No matter how you put it, is this love? You seem to be sleeping so peacefully. You’re even smiling. what kind of dream are you having? To make you late for your plans, it must be an extremely good dream.

Hm? Good morning. You finally get up.

Notes: this was the fucking hardest piece of translation ever because Holy shit, meteorology

Uta no Price Sama “whisper sweet holiday” snip three: Natsuki wake-up call

Ah, did I wake you up? What a shame. A little more, I wanted to watch your sleeping face just a little bit more.  Though, if I’m always gazing at your Sweet sleeping face,  I wouldn’t be able to let you go

At any time like this, I want to hold you more

also the-ryuchan

Uta no Price Sama “whisper sweet holiday” snip two: Masato wake-up call

Hmm? You woke up? It’s okay to sleep a little more—today’s a vacation, after all. There’s no reason to push yourself to get up early.

Hmm? Me? I’m always awake at this hour.

Uta no Price Sama “whisper sweet holiday” snip one: Ittoki wake-up call

Good morning!!—huh? You were still asleep? Sorry, I couldn’t wait! But, it’s really good weather today! It’d be an ideal day for jogging! Don’t you think so? But, to be able to run together with you, when I got your message yesterday saying “okay”, I was so happy, I couldn’t sleep at all! –So I say, but I ended up sleeping for about 10 hours, ehe

Eh? You’re still sleepy? It’s already seven, though…will you wake up if I kiss you? Ah—you woke up. It was a joke, don’t make that face! Pff—but you really are cute!