Vegeta's a big strong boi

this story is only 2020-worthy if it was a sauna at a gym, spa, or club, as that presumably would entail the assassin stalking into the facility and making their way through the locker room or whatever to the sauna whilst carrying a fucking crossbow. if the sauna was just in the dude’s house i’m not having it. at this point my standard for fucked-up news is high, i came by it honestly, and i will defend that standard

aaaaaAAAAH never mind post endorsed

2020, lovers to enemies

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

this is a fever dream right

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

This might be the best thing ever filmed.

I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took.

This is an accurate representation of 2020 so far