KakaIru probably

Kakashi : what's for lunch?

Iruka : food

Kakashi : no, i mean, what are we having?

Kakashi : I wanna protect him forever

Kakashi : Don't tell Iruka, okay?

Iruka : ehm…

Kakashi : PROMISE ME YOU WON’T TELL IRUKA THAT I LOVE HIM!!

Iruka [entering the room] : Kakashi-

Kakashi : yes honey?

Kakashi : I meant homie

Iruka : no

Kakashi : why?

Iruka : we already have naruto, and also because by 'kid" you mean 'dog" and we already have 8 of them

Naruto : yes.

Judge: according to a witness, it was because “he was flirting with Iruka sensei” ?

Naruto : yes.

Judge: and you did it multiple times?

Naruto : Jiraiya told me that BDSM stands for Boys Don't Sound Mean and I understand that.

Kakashi : Well...

Iruka : I love me too.

Kakashi : No, I meant-

Iruka : that I didn’t know, i just thought you were being a pervert

Kakashi : How does me checking out your ass makes me a pervert?

Iruka :

Asuma : someone set your house on fire

Iruka : I didn't. You just walked in and started talking

Kakashi : Look, I don't have time for a history lesson. If this is how you treat me, i’ll have to rethink our relationship

Iruka : Since when were we in a relationship?

Kakashi :

Iruka : pfft no! I got a solid eight minutes.

Kakashi :

Iruka : well, not consecutively but still, I'm fine

Naruto : Sensei, can I go to the store and get ice cream?

Kakashi : why? what did Iruka say?

Naruto: he said no

Kakashi : then why should I let you?

Naruto : he's not the boss of you.

Asuma : I'm no expert but that does sound kinda gay