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the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

I can’t believe this shitpost went viral on twitter I’ll just be here chillin’ waiting for jk rowling to block me too lmao

hannibal buress has the capability to go super saiyan but doesn’t for our safety

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

No excuses @johnnypurcell ☃️ repost @thegoodneighbours

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

This was exceptional

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

Now that is some A Grade Talk Show Host/Sidekick Banter.

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

I’ve got realtives with Epilepsy and I can promise this is 100% what you are supposed to do. It’s also normal for people to be very tired and confused right after a siezure, so be sure to stay with them until help or someone they know arrives.

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

pics of young white people at protests hugging police as some kind of symbol of peace gives me stomach ulcers 

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