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โyou still on the straight and narrow?โ
"you can tell a mick because he wakes up every day and smells the coffin.โ
"what sort of man wants to be kept in his place?โ
โi donโt know what to do for you.โ
โdonโt run into the fucking building fucking next time, you fuckinโ douchebags.โ
โdonโt tell me iโm looking at the first dickhead-american president of the united states!โ
โfuck yourself. youโll see what iโll be. how iโll end up.โ
โyou donโt need any help from me to be completely fucked.โ
โrage issues, paramilitary fantasies, and lower median IQ.โ
โif you had an idea about what we do we would not be good at what we do.โ
โwhatโs that got to do with me?โ
โi ainโt sure about him, either.โ
โwhy didnโt you become an actor?โ
โi think even if i were sigmund fucking freud i wouldnโt get an answer.โ
โitโs not a strange question.โ
โheโs dead, you know. i didnโt tell you.โ
โare you trying to prove something to the family?โ
โyou have always questioned everything.โ
โmaybe. maybe not. maybe fuck yourself.โ
โwhat was his name? the, ah, departed.โ
โyouโre a fucking genius.โ
โit was in the papers.โ
โand why are we graced with your presence?โ
โiโm the guy who tells you there are guys you hit and there are guys you donโt. thatโs not quite a guy you canโt hit, but itโs almost a guy you canโt hit, so iโm fucking ruling on it right now that you donโt hit him.โ
โi mean fuck yourself.โ
โwelcome to the neighbourhood.ย โ
โthey donโt run harvard law at night, last time i checked.ย โ
โand for that you have to take me to dinner.โ
โshut your ass before you get a gun stuck up it.โ
โwhen i hear about someone getting in touch with their true nature i always feel like i need a shower.โ
โthey say you really fucked up.โ
"personally, i only come into places like this if i have to hurt somebody.โ
โiโm sorry. it was necessary.โ
โi saw a dead guy. i think i have post traumatic stress. you available for lunch?โ
โheโs an idiot.โ
โyouโre a presentable guy, now that youโre not pretending to be a scumbag for some personal reason.โ
โhe gave me a fucking job!โ
โinformers. the world is all informers.โ
โi was going for my fuckinโ cigarettes.โ
โin this country we can eat a variety of items.โ
โif you ask me another question, iโm going to kill you.โ
โyouโre rising in the world. what are you going to do?โ
โthe way you live, thereโs not much question about the way you die.โ
โthe next time i see you, iโll kill you.โ
โmind your own fuckinโ business.โ
โmost of the people in the world do it every day.โ
โthat was a joke, [name].โ
โitโs just a little while longer.โ
โname me one thing that people do that doesnโt have some element of a clusterfuck.โ
โyouโre a mess. you need to talk to somebody?โ
โi need to fucking talk to somebody.โ
โget the fuck out of there now and donโt go back.โ
โyou look so relaxed.โ
โcan we afford an interior decorator? because even if i had time, i really suck at it.โ
โwhen youโre younger, every year is a different personality with different costumes, different books. then youโre just finally the same old shit, and so is your life. thatโs when you get married.โ
โhavenโt you been different people?โ
โyou calling the shots here?โ
โdo you know what itโs like to be the only person who can do anything, and to not be able to do it?!โ
โpeople are liars. they want to be stars of their little films. reinvent what happened. pretend they had a snappy comeback when really they thought of it in the car.โ
โno oneโs more full of shit than a cop.โ
โno oneโs themselves, if anyoneโs watching. sometimes i think that the happiest people are the ones who arenโt themselves even when theyโre alone.โ
โi was on a sailboat once in a stom. there were people who lost it. there were people who did their jobs. everyone sorts out.โ
โmaybe i donโt need you.โ
โmaybe we could play trivial pursuit or have an original-thought bakeoff and see who wins.โ
โyou did that because i said something true. congratulations.โ
โit was a clumsy way to say that i was interested in your thinking.โ
โthis is fuckinโ america. itโs complicated, here. wake up.โ
โdonโt tell me how to do my job.โ
โiโll tell you to your face that you just didnโt do it.โ
โsome people never trust a guy with an immaculate record.โ
โladies see the wedding ring and how immediately that you must have some money and that your cock works.โ
โrealityโs important. appearances are more important.โ
โno, no, no. jesus christ.โ
โi donโt know whatโs going on and iโm not sitting in this room without getting a tetanus shot.โ
โthe only one who could do what i do as well as i do is you.โ
โif you make me fear for my life, iโll put a fucking bullet in your fucking head as if you were anybody else.โ
โif youโd handled this problem i wouldnโt be here.โ
โfuck yourself.โ
โi have a lot to learn from you.โ
โyou can โฆ be one thing with one person, and someone else to another.โ
โwhat the fuck do you want?โ
โiโve done a lot of bad things but iโve never been a murderer.โ
โi have unfinished business. i donโt know exactly what Iโm going to do โฆโ
โwe all have an achilles heel.โ
โitโs good to know people in high places.โ
โyou get to a certain age and itโs all about deciding to commit. sometimes not what you want. you have to want what you donโt. you keep wanting what you want and itโs chaos. what do you want?โ
โyou got a thing for rooftops?โ
โiโm not your confessor. thereโs no absolution.โ
โi know who you used to be.โ
โitโs the essence of cards. you play what youโre dealt, or youโre a fucking cheat.โ






















