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me: no problem boss I got em right here!
boss: haha I didn’t say simon says
me: haha
boss: you’re fired

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boss: I’m gonna need those reports by wednesday.
me: no problem boss I got em right here!
boss: haha I didn’t say simon says
me: haha
boss: you’re fired

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Every horse movie
Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”
20 Things The World Wouldn’t Have If Black People Didn’t Exist
Buzzfeed: Black people make the world go ‘round.
That’s just a small sample of what black people invented in this worlds in wich we live in. There are many, many things black people invented that all of use or need in our lives. And I am very proud of that.
America would not be America without black people!
We need to start teaching this in schools!
#BlackHistoryMonth
So I usually post my feelings in the tags but fuck that, I met this girl and holy shit I am head over heels this is ridiculous. Literally everything about her is fucking amazing and she's so incredibly sweet to me like idk what the fuck I did to deserve this happening but shit dude I'm so happy

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So I'm doing a nude photoshoot this friday which is cool b/c I'm not really that weird about being naked around people but I am attracted to the photographer and that makes me immensely nervous about making it weird but she's also planning on making it artsy with like mud and dirt and shit so maybe that will make it easier?? IDK
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I want your dick in my mouth.
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Depression is really kicking the shit out of me lately like I just want to cry on the way to work right now because I hate my job so much but I can't even quit because I'm about to move and I need the money and it's pathetic that I'm having a hard time dealing with it in the first place.
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