Kai

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

World Heritage Post

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

tags can be used as the b-side of a post

i wish there was some kind of picture featuring a wolf and a lamb/bunny and it would be some sort of metaphore. like i just think it would be badass but i,m probably alone in this niche. nobody likes this

im probably fucked in the head

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.