some kind of trash estonian

Me? I’d never. What makes you think so? 

The awkward semi-public flirtation is a fair assessment, musimops.

Are you leaving me for Sweden again? Shameful. I’m not going to recover from this.

We were both courting our respective partners for a considerable amount of time, don’t you think?

Are you really that offended?

My what

Yes.

I will be surviving 2018 from sheer spite.

*This is totally fine. Although a Russia reference would have worked much better and would probably make Jaakko pronounce all the õ‘s in the world correctly.*

Of course, I will. It’s not that I’m doing that for a random person after all. *that’s gay Jaakko*

*He knows; he was just trying to Spice Things Up with some ~Variety~ but oh well.*

God forbid you pronounce simple vowels correctly for anyone else. 

–okaaay. *How does one say they don’t actually Mind Poland.* *Sorry Nila, Not Relatable.*

So –  õ? *no*

*Technically he doesn’t mind Poland either, but it’s that Feel like--Do I Want To Talk To My In-Laws Today and the answer is almost always No. But he’s practically a shut-in, so ignore him.*

… okay, fine. You’re saying I have to channel my not-so-inner hermit. So like – õ?

*No, It Was Not Correct*

I--no.

*How Will Nigulas Ever Get His Touching Speech Now?*

Right, we’ll...try a different metaphor.

Pretend you’re me. 

The phone rings. As if that’s bad enough, it’s Poland on the line.

Now to think of it, you’re right. Though I think it sounds more like öööööhhh thank anything else. That thing, that õ *it was Not correct*, it’s the bane of my existence.

( ;* )

...no no, musimops. Flatter. Back of your threat.

Aitäh. ( :** )

As long as I don’t have to pronounce this hell eugh-sounding vowel, I’m good.

I’d thought you knew õ well.

It’s the same sound you make any time someone wants you to be Social™.

I’ll try, and I will even do that in that funny Finnish of yours.

( :* )

“Funny Finnish”...