Kagerza

Erza: You know who else is beautiful?

Jellal: *blushes* Who?

Mirajane: *laughs*

Millianna: Don’t laugh! It’s true!

Mirajane: You try to keep it hidden, but we can see right through you, Honey.

Elfman: Face it like a man!

Lisanna: She’s not a man, big brother Elf! But, Kagura, don’t be proud! It’s alright to be in love!

Millianna: You swoon, you sigh, why you deny?

Kagura: What are you referring to?

Millianna: She stole a jewel from the most guarded and well protected museum.

Kagura: What museum? What jewel? *ready to call the authorities*

Millianna: Your heart.

Kagura: ..................... She must be stopped.

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Kagura: How’s the world’s prettiest girl doing today?

Erza: *without looking up from cleaning her sword* I don’t know. How are you doing?

Kagura: *voice cracking* Fine.

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Kagura: ... I don’t really do that.

Millianna: Come on!

Kagura: I CAN’T do that.

Millianna; What do you mean CAN’T!? Try!

Kagura: *punches Millianna*

Millianna: WHAT THE HECK?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Kagura: That’s how I show affection!

Kagura: Yes, Erza, I told everyone because I have no self control.

Erza: You’re right, I shouldn’t have asked.

Erza: *smiles*

Kagura: *trips over herself* I gotta gay-go!

Millianna and Mirajane: *sigh and shake their heads*

Kagura: *holding ice pack on leg* I’m not sure if this is a good idea.

Millianna: PPPFFFFFFTTT!

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Kagura: We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

Erza:.... I’m not a sock. I don’t understand.

Kagura: I-uh-um......... Nothing!

Kagura: Like this? *picks up table*

Millianna: *sighs* No! Just... say this to Erza.

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Kagura: Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

Erza: *is eating heart-shaped cake* *whoops Kagura*

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Kagura: *limps back to Millianna*

Kagura: I swear to god if I go outside and there’s mugs on the lawn...

Erza: I don’t.

Jellal: You’ll never find someone like me.