Come on, strike me!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“a supporting character” I am DEAD

I can’t believe this website is free

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

I don’t go to therapy or take any pills I just rawdog life and let my brain turn into soup

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e