I will save the world. You will thank me later.

I’ve noticed that people say that they aren’t staying long, and then don’t leave Ashkent.

They don’t? Why’s that?

But they’re expensive as hell and hurt when you drop them on your foot.

Most things hurt when they are dropped on your foot. Especially kitchen things.

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You ever use one? They’re heavy as shit.

Yeah, but they are easier to clean and you don’t need to carry them around. Just put them on the stove.

You could consider the option of renting, but the roots tore up a lot of the buildings.

I could, but I haven’t found any place that’s renting. Besides, I don’t know how long I’ll be staying here.

You mean you didn’t like the lumpy beds, the peeling bathroom and the thin walls allowing you to hear everything happening in the next room?

Is it high maintenance or a basic human right?

That’s disgusting Shit no, that sounds sketchy. That’s terrible– fuck no, that does, too. Ugh. UUUUGH That’s shitty. People are fuckin’ weird.

I know. I told you it was cruel.

That’s shitty. It shouldn’t be.

It really is. They breed them special for the hunt. On plotted land that they aren’t allowed to leave. Plus, you have to pay.

Wolves!? I’m pretty sure the North American Grey Wolf is protected under the Endangered Species act, you probably shouldn’t be hunting those, ‘less you wanna get arrested. You asshole

There’s some places it’s legal. Don’t worry, I won’t be hunting any North American Grey Wolves here. Do you know a lot about wolves?

You’re a hunter.? Hunter hunter or just hunter? Like…big game or rodents ‘n shit? 

Big game. Wolves, deer, cougars. But I have been known to set traps for raccoons and what not. Went to Africa once, lots of good hunting there.

Couple months now. Like uh, 3 or 4?

The hunt.