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1T W4S W31RD 4T F1RST, L1CK1NG SCR33NS 4ND TH1NGS TO KNOW WH4T TH3 H3LL W4S GO1NG ON 

Y9u lick... Screens? I guess that's 9ne way t9 d9 it. H9w else w9uld a 6lind tr9ll type? I have n9 idea.

Was it hard y9ur first time? I'd imagine it was unless y9u were a 69rn natural. 

when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

H3H3 TH4NKS, THO 1 SUPPOS3 1 SHOULD T3LL YOU TH4T 1 4M BL1ND >:]

Impressive, I sh9uld give y9u an applause in the a6ility t9 type. N9t sarcastic 9f c9urse. I seem t9 have t9 put a "This is n9t sarcastic" n9te t9 everything.

Y9u will sit in the c9rner and think a69ut what y9u have have just d9ne. 

Sniff? Is this a new greeting, if s9 then nice t9 sniff y9u t99. 

WOW. SARCASM. I’VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

Listen here y9u little shit, I was 6eing seri9us. I'm 9ffended y9u'd think I'd g9 t9 great lengths t9 6e sarcastic.

That w9rked 6etter then I expected.

YEA. THAT’S USUALLY HOW IT WORKS.

I am enlightened, thank y9u Karkat. Y9u have 9pened my eyes.

I d9n't have much t9 resp9nd 9n s9 I'll g9 at hell9 and h9pe the c9nversati9n fills itself. 9r an intr9ducti9n. Hell9 I'm Kankri Vantas.