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Hate’s not even the apex.

Hi Clyde!

The best doctor. #YvesVentures #IAmToot #WeAllAreToot #Iso #MedInsta #MedTwitter https://www.instagram.com/p/B9ajhgmDQF-/?igshid=15qg5lootvuqg

She wants ya’ll to know that she recommends “the bloody cake.” #YvesVentures #IAmToot #WeAllAreToot #Monterey #PebbleBeach #CanneryRow #California #Thirty #QueenToot (at Spindrift Inn) https://www.instagram.com/p/B884CGOjqKV/?igshid=12v4rw5fp5ogm

I’m a cyborg. #SpinalCordStimulator #ChronicPain #CRPS #BurnSurvivor #AbbotPharmaceuticals #StJudeMedical (at Almaden Valley Hills) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8NjwPBAqNq/?igshid=27qmub15f2qm

The only one I’d risk it all - or #Snapchat for. Get me home to my #YvesVentures. 🥺🙁😖 (at Good Samaritan Hospital) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6_7cXgD3si/?igshid=uguxmb71qg1a

Let my husband insult the breakfast of the god[ess] one more time... 🍣 #AllSashimiAllTheTimeNoCommercial #YvesVentures #BambooFish #AlmadenValley (at Almaden Valley Hills) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6YHYaAj3jY/?igshid=9p5kv5k2x2pz

Happy holidays from the Goddamn giraffe in Jesus sandals. 🎄🎁 🕎🧸📯 #Santa #SantaPhotos #YvesVentures #IAmToot #WeAllAreToot #SanJose #OakridgeMall #RollingWithTheRitters #BabyLoveChild #BlackExcellence #MixedChicks #InterracialPerfection #WonkyEye P.S. #HappyImpeachment (at San Jose, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6PHaXSD4EE/?igshid=12c96ziqynt5s

Everybody has two families: the one you are born with, and the one you choose. Last night, I went to #ChristmasInThePark with the one I chose. 🎄🎁🎅🏼🦌📯🕯💒🎠🎡🥁 #SanJose #ChristmasInTheParkSJ #Christmas #2019 #Christmas2019 #StJamesPark #408 #YvesVentures #RollingWithTheRitters #IAmToot #WeAllAreToot (at Christmas in the Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6JJcNuDMzQ/?igshid=dpz81taxmghh

Traveling with a three-year-old 👧🏼 is always an adventure, but @muzmm_backpacks’ gear makes being on the run for the holidays *so* much simpler! ✈️🧳🎒 Head on over to MUZMM.com and use my promo code “Kath10” to get 10% off your purchase! 💵🎄🎁 #Ad #PaidPromotion #MUZMMBackpacks #MUZMM #Travel #Holidays #Luggage (at Almaden Valley Hills) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6EBz6Fj-En/?igshid=9noguries3x5

I showed Toot this picture and she exclaimed: “I was going pee in that!” She wasn’t lying. #YvesVentures #PicklePower #IAmToot #WeAllAreToot (at Almaden Valley Hills) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4YDjb2DHy4/?igshid=4lgdwc9du8tu

You know you raised a real one when she gives up her favorite crackers and the feathers she “found” at church because, “Feathers needs feathers and food if Feathers wanna fly!” #YvesVentures #SaveTheDamnPlanet #ForFeathers (at Community Christian) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ufbojgqEE/?igshid=r5j6n5vkikmm

She got weirdly possessive of the jackfruit and made people ask her permission to touch it. #YvesVentures (at Safeway) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2NdiYpjiTn/?igshid=d2dla9d3rhf4