Might As Well Try Fly A Second Hand Gas Stove

i think i’d turn into a giant crusty demon creature and eat an amoral scientist too if the guy who’d cucked me for years appeared again talkin bout some ‘nooo we can’t bring the Time Lords back’ after literally being the blueprint for their creation and also being the entire reason his evil ex decided to nuke the homeworld at all like stfu bro literally EVERYTHING is your fault. and also you fucked my wife

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode

20 accidental marriages per year measured across time and space is a statistical error, marriages georg, also known as doctor who, who gets married accidentally like every other week was a statically outlier and should not have been counted

the whiplash i got from watching the moonbase and thinking ha this must be so crazy for jamie, he doesn't know about the moon landing, to realising that holy shit ben and polly and even the writers didn't know about the moon landing

if there's one thing about master-based media it's that it's all impossible to search for. "master" "masterful" "call me master" "i am the master" "the master plan" we get it. we know your name. can you PLEASE have ANYTHING that isnt a commonly said phrase by you, normal humans, or. well we all know what it sounds like. Just One Thing. on my knees grasping at the hems of the master's pants. NAME SOMETHING IN A WAY I CAN EASILY LOOK FOR

i hope bill potts is having a wonderful lesbian visibility day rn btw