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P: “The weirdest thing I did in public. Black bean noodles eating contest. I had to defend my honor.”

W: “My best friend? Smiles of course. He’s like the opposite of me, so he does everything I couldn’t do. Plus, he’s real funny.”

E: “The grossest thing? I’d like t’ think I ain’t all that gross, but... oh! I may or may not have farted on one of the nuns once when she was about to paddle me. That was a time.”

G: “Beggars can’t be choosers. I ain’t picky between guys and gals.”

I: “My interests are creation’ chaos. I like pranks, I like shootin’ people with my slingshot. An’ food. Food is real interestin’.”

J: “The worst joke I evah heard? Hard t’ say when I live with Isaac and Twinkle Toes. Those two don’t have a non-corny bone in their bodies.”

L: “Am i in love? I think so. I hope so. I need t’ go tell Pockets I love him.”

M: “Raisin’ my daughter is pretty important to me. Patches needs her dad so she can grow real strong.”

W: “My best friend is Isaac. He’s a dumbass, but he’s my dumbass.”

“Fuck off.”

“I love you too.”

I: “I haven’t gotten t’ explore m’ interests too much. I guess I enjoy bakin’ sometimes. An’ fishin’, that’s fun.”

L: “I’m on the road t’ gettin’ married, does that answer yer question?”

M: “My family is what’s most important t’ me. The other kids an’ my fiancé specifically.”

S: “Woah, gettin’ a lil personal, huh? Well, this is definitely a bit strange. But I’ve always had a thing fer the ladies at the ballet. If Chickadee came round wearing one of those outfits, I might have a proper conniption.”

W: “My best friend is probably Collie. She’s helped me through some hard times and she’s a real reliable co-leader. She takes care o’ the kids an’ such.”

A: “I had my first kiss last year or so... when I became close with Haru.”

I: “My interests are making sure that everyone is safe and taken care of... and dance.”

J: “The worst joke I’ve ever heard is someone telling me that I could get a meal for free. That is still hilarious to me.”

“Can you be normal? For once? So pessimistic.” Jimin scoffed.

“Last time I checked, this wasn’t addressed to you.”

I: “My interests? Um... I love plays. Theater is definitely something I enjoy. I also like reading, taking walks in the park. I like to sing too. There are almost too many things to name.”

J: “Okay, the worst joke I’ve ever heard. Probably that weird one about oranges and being glad. It’s hardly even memorable. Sphinx told it to me and I don’t think he told it correctly.”

O: “I don’t cry too often. The only thing that really makes me sad is when the others are sad.”

A: “I never... I haven’t had a kiss yet. That I can remember.”

B: “Does being in love with food count? Because the first time I had black bean noodles, I think that was first sight.”

C: “Uh... well...”

“Yes.” Jimin cuts in. “Yes he does have a crush and we all know who it is. Even you.”

A: “I believe I was around twelve or so. It was a random boy at church too frightened to give me a real kiss. Even though he was the one who approached me first. 바보.”

G: “I don’t think I have much of a preference between boys and girls. I’ve only been with men, though. So I guess I lean more towards them. That’ll take a bit more exploration to figure out.”

P: “The weirdest thing I’ve done in public... huh. I pretended to be Bae’s girlfriend once to get some girls to stop pestering him. I even kissed his cheek, that was a time.” She laughs.

Jimin: I’m giving everyone makeovers of course. What else did you expect?

Keebler: I’m just... being a good boy. Of course.

Twinkle Toes: He set a bucket up above the door and it poured syrup on me when I walked through.