Yeah, well,

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

fighting to the urge to ask “what do you honestly think about me and please provide as much detail as possible”

til my self sabotage do us apart

no because the second I feel like I'm "bothering" anyone I'm out