School Quotes

I love hyrogloofics - Mrs T

Netflix and chill is one ‘d’ away from Netflix and child.

What does LGBT stand for? Lesbians, gays and straights?

*singing* Nobody told me I was gonna be this gay *clap clap clap clap*

*talking about people who order healthy food when they get take out* P1: I have diabetes for the last 50 years, I'm not going to stop now! *people nearby laugh* Teacher chips in: well you gotta die of something

Orgies are like lasagna, you can get beefy ones

It's too dark to know that I'm giving her dirty looks

I can't lose weight because I'm a corpse

P1: Were you trying to get with his sister? P2: no I already have a sister

Do penguins have knees?

I was eating my sandwich and I went to myself "the crust is pretty dry, kind of like her hands"

P1: so he knows that they like him? P2: yes P1: so that's why they were angry P2: well hopefully they can stay together and they can Netflix and chill with the new condoms he has...maybe that's why he has condoms in his bag, because he did find out a week ago👌👌👌

*doesn't hear conversation* Ends up laughing at dead dog

You know my name not my story but you know my body because I'm a man whore

Knock knock bitch it's me

It's nice when gingers swim

If our whole friend group can give her money then she can buy one sock from urban outfitters