can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

Thinking about what if I transformed into a rat and began gnawing on things and scurried around frightening you. Haha

Let’s go do fun outdoor winter activities and take vitamin d supplements and sign up for yoga class and go on antidepressants and buy a SAD lamp and stretch daily! Follow me everyone!! *slips on black ice and falls face first onto the ground and the snow piles up on my unmoving body*

out in public looking tortured

my #1 hobby is sitting around doing absolutely nothing

i'm reaching my paw under your closed door because i love you. by the way.

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.